It’s a lanyard.

It goes around your neck.

It holds badges, keys, questionable hardware, tiny tools, and whatever else you’ve decided absolutely needs to be hanging from your body.

Featuring Midwest Gadgets branding so everyone knows you have excellent taste in gadgets and questionable judgment in hobbies.

Perfect for conferences, hacker cons, work badges, keys, or pretending you’re important enough to need credentials.

Durable. Useful. Mildly fashionable.

Probably won’t improve your RF range.

Probably.